We're on a Boat!

The SS Attack Theatre is setting sail on its 8th annual cruise of Pittsburgh's three rivers. With our fearless captains, hearty crew, and passengers from every walk of life, we will revel in the end of another fabulous season. This voyage aboard Pittsburgh Luxury Cruises' Fantasy features a cash bar, beautiful sights, a first look at our upcoming 25th Season, and one hull of a good time.

Time: 5:30pm–8:30pm
5:30pm - 6:30pm -- Boarding
6:30pm - 8:00pm -- Cruising
8:00pm - 8:30pm -- Docking