Revenge of the Fifth - A Burlesque Tribute to Star Wars


Turmoil has engulfed the Pittsburgh Republic. The last shreds of Galactic Winter have been blown away by the warm winds of Spring, and the Citizens are finally venturing out of their homes once more…

Hoping to resolve the matter by means of boring and unsuccessful entertainments, the Trade Federation has outlawed Burlesque in all but a few of the Republic’s theaters…

While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched the following Performers in an attempt to end the malaise threatening to drive Pittsburghers back into their living rooms...

Dame Cassandra as Leia
Sir Prize as Jedi
Marquis Facade as Darth Vader and Asajj Ventress
Moon as Kylo and hoop act
Lakota Shekhar as Captain Phasma
Rubina Mamelon as Jar Jar
Midori Minx and BB8
Josephine Rebelous as Boba Fett
Reverend Spooky LeStrange as Luke Skywalker and Cassian Andor
Esmerlda May as C3PO and Hans Solo
Iris Morphosis as Aayla Secura

Hosted by Noah Vale


Go Go Dancing Storm Troopers - Eden Ivy and Vyrus Vixen

Doors at 8pm
Show at 9pm
Ages 18+
Donation Bar
$10 presale, $13 at the door

Art by @moondai

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